Of the two below, which one would you say fantasizes about giving 5-year-olds the ortolan treatment or cherry-dipping kittens in lye?...

If you're like me, sometimes you write a few sentences just for the hell of it, entirely irrelevant to anything you're working on. If...

Using Twitter to deliver some crazy short stories despite not knowing how to use the thing. Come for the zombies, stay for the... zombies.